THE CHARACTERS ARE ALL TEENAGERS!
You and tweek have been best friends since you were in 2nd grade. You know everything about each other, and are very close.
You have a huge crush on kenny mccormick and get flustered when ever he is near lately. Senior prom is looming and you want to win his heart before the big event. But since life is a bitch, its a lot more difficult than you hoped.
Plus, tweek has his sights set on someone too. Your sworn enemy... Craig Tucker.
I do NOT own south park! The characters belong to Matt stone and Trey Parker!
Kenny can't believe this is real. He can't. The idea that this isn't some sick and twisted joke is incomprehensible. 'You cheated on me with Tweek?'
'No, I...' Craig pauses. 'Cheated on Tweek with you.'
'Is there a difference?'
"You weren't wronged?" He sounds uncertain, and looks to Tweek, as if for confirmation. 'Right?'
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Kenny and Tweek have never exactly been friends. Orbiting separate social stars, they're two parallel lines that have never quite managed to converge. And yet, here they are: converging, much to their dismay.
But, hey, if there's one thing Kenny's good at, it's being a shoulder to cry on. And while he may be a full-time resident at Heartbreak City, it's Tweek's first night on the block. The least Kenny can do is show him around...