Sweet Lois Phinney hasn't had a lot of luck with the opposite sex. When her mother and nosy next door neighbor try to encourage her to get out there. Lois decides to become the master her own destiny. This is a short story I had written almost 20 years ago but continued on at the request of some amazing people who encouraged me to do so. It was partially written as a joke for my mother, who thinking I'd remain single forever, tried to play match maker on more than one occasion. Epic Fail! Posting this is memory of my Mom, who always had my back and who read this and loved it. Probably because I'm her kid, but it made her laugh and that's all I wanted. Wish she could have read the final product. Love you Mama. Votes are cool, comments are better.