This is not the written journey of the famous, little girl called Alice whom cascaded down the little rabbit hole and lost her way, yet came to be one of the most heroic in all of Wonderland. This book is not a play-by-play on the day the Jabberwocky was slain, nor is it an explanation on how the Mad Hatter went mad. This is simply multiple nonsense words clumped together to form the pity excuse of a story. The story of me; the queens daughter. The Princess of hearts.