Oxymorons
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Last published Sun, Nov 5, 2017
The world is full of oxymorons. Not just in the English language. But we never really notice them. That's the beauty. They get accepted as normal occurrences when in fact, they are not.
Meet Juniper Holmes (AKA June), a university student majoring in video game development. Sassy, spunky, full of energy, yet awkward, extremely clumsy and forever dysfunctional in almost every social situation. She's the epitome of an outgoing introvert and is also (you guessed it) an oxymoron.
Not as far away as she imagined is Noah Lee, the CEO of Ubisoft, France. Her role model and inspiration (and kinda the man of her dreams). Handsome, elegant, aggressive and cold. People would say that he was the epitome of an icy businessman and programmer.
But then again, icy businessman is not an oxymoron.
And wasn't June's life full of oxymorons?
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@alicejpctter is collaborating with me on this. She'll also be writing a few chapters. Make sure to stay tuned for updates! (They might be a bit slow as I'm quite busy at the moment, but I promise the wait will be worth it!)
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