STORYTIME QUICKIES
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YOU! No not you... YOU!! YES! I'm talking to you... DAMMIT BOB, NOBODY ASKED YOU!!! I'm talking to YOU!! YES YOU!!! NOOO!!! DON'T POINT TO BILLY!!! I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! NOT BOB OR BILLY!!! POINT TO YOURSELF!!! NO! NOT TIMMY!!! GODDAMMIT!!! YOU!!! YES YOU!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
*sigh*
Anyway... You really need to learn how to point to yourself... I swear... if you point to you Timm- DAMMIT MAN!!!!
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This book is basically a shorter version of STORYTIME WITH STACY. Any short story, mini rant, or anything that's basically too short to fit in my main book, it'll be here... So, I guess this is considered a Volume 2. Idk...
Anywhoo...
DERPLINGS, HOLD ON TO YO' WEAVES AND ASSES BCUZ YOU MIGHT FALL OUT OF YOUR SEATS WHILE READING THIS!!!!
Maybe... I don't really know...
IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT!!
***I may cuss like in my other book, so if you don't like cuss words, you can stop reading OR you can do what normal people do, continue reading and pretend like the cuss words aren't even there. *whisper yells* IT HELPS!!!
Alright, enough typing more... Uhhh... Stuff... Whatever.... ENJOY FRENS!!!! c:
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