Just Say When

I guess these first few lines are meant to impress you but I literally don't know where to start. I could start from the minute I popped out of my mother or I could just skip the boring stuff and get straight to the juicy interesting bits... I could, but then you'll be lost. First thing you need to understand is that everything that happened was completely inevitable. Nothing, and i mean nothing, could have prevented this. Some might say it was destiny to have a man fall into my garden while others might say it was luck, well you know what I say? I say read and find out.