Why I Hate Wattpad
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Last published Wed, May 6, 2020
Relatable rants involving all the shit on Wattpad and why I'm over it.
'Where we bond over things that make you want to throw your device at the wall. Because let's face it, there is some shit writing on Wattpad.'
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