The maid with a starship (HetaliaxReader)

*Phone rings*
"Hello Y/N here," I said.
It's Norway. lol can't keep his hands of his phone again.
"Yes it's me," he said.
"Oh hi Norway," I replied.
"You have been gone in 3 months, are you alright?" Norway asked.
Nope!
I somehow got crippling derpression.
So.
I'M NOT FINE!
I WANNA GO BACK TO MY USUAL SELF!
"I'm fine," I said.
"Doubt it," said Norway and hung up.
I totally tricked him
"HONEYYY BRRREKFEST IS REDDY!!!1" I heard my mom Netherlands yell.
So I sat down with my family.
Finland got cookies and hot chocolate.
He will get diabetes.
I got broccoli with butter and tea.
"Does it taste good?" dad asked.
No this food is shit.
Germania (my older bro) looked at me and took out a knife.
"I made your fuccing breakfast so you better like it," said Germania.
"I love it!" I said. and ate the food.
"Good because we are going to see Romania," said dad.
"WAIT WE'RE GOING TO JAPAN?!" Finland screamed.
"Yes,"
"NOOO! SWEDEN IS-"
"We'll be MOVING to Japan," said mom and dad.
"WHAT!?" we all yelled, including my crazy neighbour Joe who was hanging with our laundry out to dry.
"We'll be moving, so pack tuff and we will be going," said dad.
"BUT MY GLORIOUS SOCK COLLECTION!" Germania yelled.
"MY COLLECTION OF POR- oh wait ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)," said Finland.
So after breakfast I just packed my bags.
Ring rign
"Hello Y/N here," I said.
"My wifi was lost, so I just had to tell you that we can't meet during summer," said Norway.
"And why is that?" I asked.
"You see, all of us will be-"
"TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER!" I heard Denmark yell in the background.
"Shut up Denmark," said Norway.
"OoOOoh look at him now he's blushing," said Iceland.
"S-shut up!" said Norway and probably kicked a table or something.
"That was a really expensive treasure that I found in IKEA," I heard Sweden growl.
"Well, I'll call you later," said Norway.
"Goodby-"
"HONEY HURRY UPP!!!"!#" Mom yelled. So I packed my bags and we went to the airport.