Lost in Translation: A Garak/Bashir Fanfic

Julian goes to thank Garak for his help in the matter of Tahna Los, and gets a lot more than he bargained for.

Rated NC-17. And how!

(NOTES: 1) Takes place a couple of days after the S1 episode "Past Prologue". 2) Inspired by a comment by airandangels, who suggested (as a response to Garak and Bashir's conversation in "Past Prologue"): "Cardassian is a rich and allusive language, the subtleties of which the universal translator cannot always convey in a timely fashion. The Terran Standard phrase 'enjoyable company' could refer to anything from a cup of tea and a pleasant chat to the most vigorous sodomy, or of course, vigorous sodomy followed by a cup of tea and a pleasant chat." 3) Will be updated every day.)