The Turd
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Per adultiCompleta mar, mar 29, 2016<5 mins
Once there was a cat he pooped.
ITS A TURD!!!
OH SH** SAID THE CAT
The turd grew legs and arms and he walked away. Then he walked to steak n shake and order a steak. He said what the FU** THIS IS BIG. He tried to eat it but he died and that is the end.
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