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Sarcastic Comebacks
rooftopkatya
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rooftopkatya
Ongoing, First published Mar 29, 2016
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Because these are totally going to help you win at life. I mean it's not like I have gotten rejected 20 thousand times.... That's only because one does not simply understand "fangirling" Geez!
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