Cherry, to be honest, I had no idea what to give you. Frankly, all these presents before this one were stupid and meaningless, because I had sillily scrambled, panicked, to conjure up something worth what you had given me-I'm being honest to God. So, instead of going out to buy a penguin, something or other that at least represented one of our millions of inside jokes, I've decided to write out our story. For you. I've called it "The Story of Us-Best Friends...and It's How It Will End." Long title, I know, but it captures the main points. If I've got something wrong, bite back the criticism, girl, because, oh dear me, forgive my memory. Once again, happy birthday, and most importantly, enjoy.
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