Reality (IwaOi)

It was only one man, and for that, Hajime was relieved. Hunched over, head between his knees and a tall glass bottle of clear liquid by his feet, half empty. Hajime had to refrain from trying to take a photo, knowing full well he'd need to either turn his light source back on, or use the in-built camera flash (he physically cringed at the thought). He could, ultimately, take the photo and run, but he wasn't too sure his odds against this long-legged guy were too great, even if his opponent was drunk.

(Otherwise known as "wtf is a summary")

Aka. the figure skating champ Oikawa and extreme art nerd Iwaizumi.