"Fuck you and your lovely hair and cute nose and perfect hands and flawless everything else you stupid piece of shit." ***** Ashley is 24 years old. She lets herself get pushed around by a different boy every week. It starts with flirting and a couple of drinks and ends with a heart break. Maybe she had a drinking problem and a smoking problem and an everything else problem. But what else could she do? ***** Melanie Martinez in 23 years old. She's also the gayest bitch on the planet. It's a different girl every week and she's fine with with it. She's the heart breaker and she likes it that way. ***** What happens when the two end up at the same bar on the same night? Well, you're just going to read this fic.