Dark Humor ; For All To See, Even If Blind
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WARNING:Dark humor means messed up jokes that although completely brutal, still keep you on top of reality.
A collection of dark humor jokes ranging from differences between Hitler and Usain Bolt, to asking the whereabouts of a little girl.
Enjoy you sickos.
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