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Story's of me.... being a fucking idiot.

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ok, this is just a stupid thing im gonna start doing. that hopefully I wont give up on because im lazy as fuck and don't like doing extra work. to put it simply, my life is just one big embarrassment. but amazingly I've decided to go with it and just accept who I am and all of my idiocity. so, this thing (not a book, not a diary, not really anything) is just about me. and funny things(at the time they weren't funny) that happened to me. there will be mentions of one direction and *shivers * school. there will be among other things to. memories, storys, things about me that I think are important, encouragements, and so much more that I haven't figured out yet. I say some offensive things, I do it without even realizing I might be hurting someone. and im just saying im sorry in advance, because like I mentioned, im a fucking idiot. so if I say something offensive, just message me or tell me. ill apologize. I also have dyslexia, so yeah I spell shit wrong, oops. anyways this book will have a shit ton of cussing, and if your not into that shit then this thing is not for you.and no, I will not edit or make word capitalized, this is not a legit anything. whatever I think I put down. its fast and simple. I feel there  is no need for that. I promise there will be paragraphs in the thing. its a must. this thing is for me, and other people to enjoy. its somewhat relatable and I hope its funny, if its not then I failed at life and must become a stripper. I  just felt like I wanted to share myself with people. I don't care if you judge me, I really don't. I just finally want to do something that puts me out there. and into something. 

I hope you enjoy my pain. because I sure as hell didn't. lolAll Rights Reserved

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