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why I hate humans || don't take it personally

disenchantedmind

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Parts 18
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disenchantedmind

humans humor lol random rants thehodgeheg1

I started writing this when I was eleven!1!1!1! Why. Just why.

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This is a book on why I hate humans (don't take it personally) and other random things I hate, brought to you by a human who hates basically everything. So don't feel targeted, because I literally do hate everything.

WARNING:

There will be A LOT of rants!

Twihards and people who take everything way too personally should NOT read this!

*No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this book*All Rights Reserved

humans humor lol random rants thehodgeheg1

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