why I hate humans || don't take it personally
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Last published Fri, Jun 16, 2017
I started writing this when I was eleven!1!1!1! Why. Just why.
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This is a book on why I hate humans (don't take it personally) and other random things I hate, brought to you by a human who hates basically everything. So don't feel targeted, because I literally do hate everything.
WARNING:
There will be A LOT of rants!
Twihards and people who take everything way too personally should NOT read this!
*No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this book*
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