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Oh Virtuous Megido

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Da_Melon_Noticed

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Aradia, the Red Riding Hood, has been given a new mission by her boss Mr. Equius to deliver a certain client's prosthetic leg. It becomes the deadliest, most life-changing adventure yet as this prosthetic leg isn't just any piece of artificial limb.

Can you imagine? All this for a limb, poor Tavros.

WARNINGS FOR ARADIA BASHING BECAUSE SOMEONE PISSED HER OFF JUST TOO MUCH.

*cough* Vriska *cough*

Homestuck doesn't belong to me so please don't sue.All Rights Reserved

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Dedication and Further Explanation
Wed, Apr 6, 2016

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Dedication and Further Explanation
Wed, Apr 6, 2016

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