Good Coffee//Bad Tempers (PHAN)

(DAN AND PHIL AU FANFICTION)

dan gets a job at a local coffee shop, only to find that his newfound, clumsy high school foe already works there.

EXCERPT:
"Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for?" Dan exclaims, eyes almost as hot as the spilled coffee he had on his crotch. Phil's mouth went agape, eyes flickering from Dan's face to his crotch, in a repetitive cycle of 'angry face-wet crotch-angry face'.
"I, uhh.. it's an accident, a woopsy-daisy, um. Haha?" Meanwhile, Phil finds paper towels starting to pat where he spilled it.
"I feel like I'm with 'Stupid', right now, bloody hell," Dan hisses back, grabbing the towels from Phil's shaking hands.
Phil stands there, hands wringing themselves nervously. Just an old habit of his. "Meh' name's Phil Lester, actually. But you can call me what ya' want, I suppose."