NO Trespassing
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Last published Fri, Apr 1, 2016
three mexicans were walking and saw a sign that says no trespassing.they got curious of what lies behind the gate and did the craziest thing in the humanity's world.they decided to climb on the tree and go over the gate even though they knew their was a security booth near the entrance.
man 1:he climb and accidently make noise that even alert the security
security:who's there?
man1:meow
security:oh its only a cat
so the man jump over unoticed...
man 2:does the same and alert the security with the noise
security:who's there?
man 2:cockadoodoo
security:oh its only a rooster
man 3:did the same as the man 1 mand 2 did.he make a noise and alert the security
security:who's there?
man 3:moo
security: moo my shotgun up ur ass!the security shoot the man
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