fart competition
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their was a fart competition and only three were selected to be in the competiton.they were told on what to do and what reward they might bring home if they win.3 thrillion dollars will be given to whoever fart and cause nothing to happen.so as they waited for the host to say go...
man 1:(farts)the power pole bend over
man 2:(farts)all the cars collapse
man 3:(before he farts he went and kneel down on the ground across the statue and pray,if you only let me win this competition i will do watever u want me to do.
he farts and looked to the left and right...nothing happen.as soon as he stood up and about to thank the statue ,it was missing.he looked from far and saw the statue holding his nose while running with his head looking over his shoulder.
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