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Comebacks and Pickup Lines
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Em andamento, Primeira publicação em abr 01, 2016
500comebackscomedycornydirtyfunnyhumormeanpickuplinesrandomrudeshortstoryundiscoveredundiscoveredjems
Previously known as 500 rude comebacks and pickup lines
Readers discretion is advised. Nothing written in this book is to be taken personally. Majority of these comebacks/pickup lines are not my own. I like rainbows and chocolate.
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The title says it all.
Over 400 comebacks and pickup lines for you, the reader.
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Once Upon A Wedding

40 capítulos Concluída

★She was full of life, breaking every rule! He was obedient and always serious. ★She was a walking chaos. He likes his life quiet and composed without a damn mistake. Chaos interrupts- No! Hell breaks loose,when both are brought together for marriage. ≈Fiesty and fun loving, Meza Arora decides to run away from her wedding she was forced upon. It was as simple as that, except she had no idea what world awaits her. Blinded due to the pitch black night, Crashing into and disfiguring Ahaan Sharma's first child-his darling Mercedes, was definitely not on her to-do list. That is until they identify each other. Oops! Was he, not the same sinfully handsome, infuriating, extremely punchable due to his mastery in emitting coldness, man, with zero interest in her, who happened to put a 24-carat diamond ring on her finger in her engagement ceremony? Well... In the battle of profanities, wars of death stares, and tolerating each other in their craziest incarnations, sparks-scratch that, the whole damn fire flares between them, igniting the most unforeseen and irresistible chemistry, pledged for their lives. ~A Rom-com of a bride and groom who flew away from their wedding which was enforced on them, only to return together with strings attached~

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