Comebacks and Pickup Lines
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Last published Sun, Aug 21, 2016
Previously known as 500 rude comebacks and pickup lines
Readers discretion is advised. Nothing written in this book is to be taken personally. Majority of these comebacks/pickup lines are not my own. I like rainbows and chocolate.
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The title says it all.
Over 400 comebacks and pickup lines for you, the reader.
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𝑵𝒐𝒐𝒓: 𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔 ✓
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