Comebacks and Pickup Lines
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Previously known as 500 rude comebacks and pickup lines
Readers discretion is advised. Nothing written in this book is to be taken personally. Majority of these comebacks/pickup lines are not my own. I like rainbows and chocolate.
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Over 400 comebacks and pickup lines for you, the reader.
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