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Comebacks and Pickup Lines
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Beau_tie
Ongoing, First published Apr 01, 2016
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Previously known as 500 rude comebacks and pickup lines
Readers discretion is advised. Nothing written in this book is to be taken personally. Majority of these comebacks/pickup lines are not my own. I like rainbows and chocolate.
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The title says it all.
Over 400 comebacks and pickup lines for you, the reader.
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"you thought I would love you? look who just had the biggest misconception in their life." I said laughing on the outside but the pain that was circulating through my heart was so immense that I couldn't hide the tears which were forming in my eyes. "you don't know why I did what I did" she said. yeah how will I know. I am the dumbest person on this planet to even think what she had for me was true. "But this is not where it ends. It will end only when I marry you. Mark my words Aanya" I said throwing a punch right beside her face, on the net behind her. ___________________________________________ Aanya Verma, an average Indian girl trying to survive her college life, where she unexpectedly encounters her school enemy. the story takes place when Aanya finds out that her so-called enemy from school is her first one night stand. Vineet Singhal, a calm and sophisticated person. the ever so quiet Vineet loses his calm the moment he comes in contact with this particular girl who knows nothing but how to get on his nerves. At some point, just looking at her face is enough for him to lunge on her like a bull. This complication between them has been caused by a certain someone at a very young age. Both of their minds are filled with hurt for each other. To find out more, dive into their world along with me. Nyraa. ___________________________________________ Story tropes: • enemies to lovers • hate to love • school life to college life to adults • fun banter date of start- 4/3/24 date of end- 14/10/25

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