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Not all Blondes do Backflips

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Reads 16,692,777
Votes 338,254
Parts 28
Time 9h 32m

beatles blonde boys cheerleaders crazy flirting friendship funny girls humor jocks lennon love sarcasm stereotypes

Stereotypes.

I hate them.

On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts.

I almost decked her.

Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make.

Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow.

Me?  Well, I'm just bitchy and mean.

So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me?

*This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction*


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Hopelessly Devoted by BriellaDiamond

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