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Akatsuki Bakas

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Reads 254
Votes 30
Parts 15
Time 1h 47m

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Have you ever felt so out of place that you just know you're a rectangle in a field of circles? Maybe you hate being a special snowflake? Well, too bad! Because in the Naruto universe, you're either a villain or a hero and unless you're a rice farmer, you'll have to be a special snowflake!
Okay, sparing the crap now. This is basically a story following two girls (Ishiko and Misoka) and how they were reluctantly sucked into the Akatsuki. Don't mistake anything, these girls completely hate their lives. It's not like "Oh I love being in the Akatsuki!" No. They would do anything to escape the perverted clutches of the Akatuski. They try drugs, running, stealing food, and feeding a shark shark-fin soup. This humor-packed adventure will be sure to make you both feel sad, but also keep you laughing at the same time, like some weird happy sadness feeling. 
This is an extremely adult fanfiction. There are sexual themes, a whole lot of cursing and vulgar language, and there is drug and alcohol usage. Also, it's an AU, a lot of characters outside of the Akatsuki are brutally murdered, don't like don't read. It's pretty hilarious though.
This is a collaboration between Kenji-Sparks and Jelly_Fish_Love, go ahead and check out our accounts for more stories! If you want, no pressure. 
The Naruto Series does not belong to us, it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. 
There's a lot of plot holes in this story and it's really, REALLY AU. Please don't hate and enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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𝑬𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝑩𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑼𝒔 || Sasuke Uchiha「 ♥︎ 」 by AyameMizukii

"Ashes fell between them... but somewhere, an ember still breathes." ⸻ Two and a half years ago, Ayame Mizuki swore she'd never leave the Leaf. Now she doesn't know if she'll ever see it again. The girl who once fought for peace now walks beside a boy who abandoned everything for power: Sasuke Uchiha. The name she once whispered like a promise, is colder now.. Sharper and unrecognizable. And yet... she follows. Their bond was once rooted in childhood, in loss, in unspoken hope. But time has scorched the innocence from them both. What remains is something darker. Something dangerous. Something neither of them can let go of. She's wanted. He's feared. Together, they're a ghost story whispered through villages. Two traitors. Two weapons. Bound not by duty, but by the ashes of what they used to be. This isn't just a love story. It's what happens after one dies, but there's a spark.. A single ember arising from ashes. ⸻ 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑰𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑴𝒀 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑲 "𝑨𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝑩𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑼𝒔"! ⸻ → 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: This story contains moments of angst, themes of depression, violence, PTSD, and more. Read at your own discretion! → CANON AU 💙✨ → written from jun. 2025 to nov. 2025

bold (naruto Various x reader) by i_am_bored432

your name is y/n and you are a jashin worshipper. but thats really all you know. Haku convinced zabuza To take you with them to 'use your immortality as a weapon' but you know he just felt bad for you. After they were defeated by kids your age and their leader you decided that you'll get stronger and defeat them. And to do that you must find the other immortal. Disclaimer: I do not own the naruto series,character or you. Warning: swearing in future chapters also its mostly Akatsuki x reader lol P.S: IF YOU LIKE DEAD AKATSUKI MEMBERS GTFO CAUSE THERE AINT GONNA BE NO AKATSUKI DEATHS IN THIS BOOK :'-) (Some thing's dont happen in order oops)

Crashing Currents by mama_kurogiri

Sarah didn't have no place to go. She had betrayed everything: her village, her ideals, her friends all because she had discovered something she shouldn't have. Being chased and hunted down by the very place she had once called home, Sarah had no choice but to join an infamous criminal organization to stay alive...the Akatsuki. Now armed with new weapons, jutsu, and allies, Sarah is ready to strike back at society for all the trouble they've caused. If she had to abandon her morals and ideals to accomplish her goals, so be it... [This is an old fanfic written in 2023-2024. The new version is up on AO3 under the name 'Rising Tides']

|| 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 || NARUTO!V X READER by iLenitai

✮ NARUTO VARIOUS X FEM! READER ✮ ❛❛Everbound, A soul that cannot rest, destined to rise again each time the world tilts too far. ❜❜ Y/N soul has never known rest as it's been engraved with a sacred purpose that she has been unable to abandon across more lifetimes, lovers, and livelihoods than she could imagine. The story of Y/N and her journey through her past, present, and future, as well the chaos she brought to not only the world around her but her peers that quickly turned to admirers. ¡¡ possible yandere themes, and slightly unhinged y/n at some points, note that the story will explore more mature themes as the story goes on and the characters get older. Also for my founders lovers their will be an interlude where we explore moments with your favs dw !! ---- || ✮ ✮ ✮ || ---- ❛❛ A lot has changed since then don't you think dearest?❜❜ The man was shocked to silence as he adverted his gaze from your deranged form, the blood from your hands now coating his jaw as you forced him to look at you, your gaze sparkling with insanity as you spoke, ❛❛ Awe don't look so scared sweetheart I've simply turned into the monster you made me become.❜❜ ---- || ✮ ✮ ✮ || ---- ¡Warning! this book will contain graphic depictions of violence, sexual themes, and content that maybe considered triggering to certain audiences, please be mindful :) I don't own naruto, or the lovely art used to make the cover, all credits to the original creators, all love! :) ---- || ✮ ✮ ✮ || ---- || lowercase intended, longer chapters & questionable grammar || || will not follow the exact plot of the show!! || || I'll be real reader is OP eventually || || various endings will be written || || started: 9. 19. 2025|| || ✮ ✮ ✮ ||

Mediocre Life (Akatsuki x Fem!Reader Modern AU) *VERY SLOW UPDATE* by MoodyPastel

(Also on Quotev) [A Modern AU] Where the Akatsuki and (F/n)(L/n) are highschooler students. She is an average student who is always alone and enjoys it, also neither shy nor a cheery person. (Y/n) always thought that her life was meaningless, mediocre, like a recycle bin. But one day, one of the members took an interest and soon make a research on her skill and decided to recruit her to aid them fight The Lurkers. As time goes by, her life slowly changes and she learned that they are not just delinquent kids that people always labelled them to be. Naruto Shippuden and Akatsuki are belong to Masashi Kishimoto, you are belong to yourself. English is not my first languange therefore i'm very sorry if there are any grammar mistakes. The cover art belongs to their rightful artist.

Kisame Hoshigaki x Reader by Deadgirl55

Thank you for the 10K+ reads & 300+ Votes!!~ You guys are amazing! <3 Please, remember to Vote!~ ~*~*~*~ Thanks to Tobi you have been recruited as a new member of the Akatsuki. You have found yourself feeling increasingly at home with the S Rank Criminal Organization. On one particular mission, your relationships with the members begin to change, one specifically. You start to wonder if they feel the same and how this is going to affect the organization as a whole. Guess you should just take a deep breath and find out. **Completed!** Lemon in Chapters 7, 8 & 12~ **Warning!: Mature Content/ Profane Content/ Violent Content! Do NOT Read/ Read At Own Risk If Underage! Thank You~** ~***~***~***~ Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto. ~***~***~***~

𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 || 𝑵𝒂𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒐 𝑽𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒙 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 by thetireddoll

She was parentless, penniless, and powerless, but that didn't stop her from becoming the greatest kunoichi the world had ever seen. (Y/n) (L/n) had nothing to her name. She didn't belong to a powerful clan like the Uchihas or the Hyuugas. Her parents, in fact, were normal villagers, slaving their days to make enough money to survive until they had fallen sick. She was left alone in a broken-down shack with nothing except her best friend, a snake named Aoi. Until one day, a mysterious white-haired man appears at her door, granting her the opportunity of a lifetime that would unfold the secrets kept sealed within her. -------------------------- This will be a slow-burn naruto various x reader and the mc will not be powerful right off the bat, she has to grow in power, strength, and maturity. I don't own the Naruto characters except for my own characters. Enjoy the story!

Mercury's Manifestation (Obito X Reader) by akvmawhcre

In an alternate universe, the Otsutsuki are a highly advanced and civilized race residing on the planet Babylonia, dedicated to the pursuit of wisdom and knowledge rather than planetary destruction. You, an extraterrestrial intern of the Strike Hawk, find yourself stranded on Earth after being unfairly ejected by your colleagues. Your misfortune worsens when you're discovered by the Akatsuki, who abduct you and force you into an employment contract against your will. Now, trapped in a world you barely understand, you must navigate the dangers of both Earth and your reluctant new "job." An Akatsuki x Alien reader. (cover by me) First chapter written in a letter form but the rest would be the normal second pov. Also, the first 5 chapters focuses on world and relationships buildings. And Obito will start getting involved after your hang out with Zetsu, Deidara, Konan, Itachi, Hidan and Sasori (sorry kisame and kakuzu fans) Have fun.

✔︎ Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (1/2) by Anonymous_Artz

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[ Various! Yandere! Naruto x Fem! Reader ] ╰┈➤ A princess, isolated from everyone at a young age for her own safety. Or, that's what her parents used to tell her. She believes she's meant to have a different fate than to become a princess. She wishes to step in her own steps, not her parent's. Everyone can be wrong sometimes though. In her journey to become a ninja and an artist, all different kinds of ninja become OBSSESSED with her Published/Rewritten : Sun 16.2.2025 Started : Thu 7.4. 2022

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