Have you ever felt so out of place that you just know you're a rectangle in a field of circles? Maybe you hate being a special snowflake? Well, too bad! Because in the Naruto universe, you're either a villain or a hero and unless you're a rice farmer, you'll have to be a special snowflake!
Okay, sparing the crap now. This is basically a story following two girls (Ishiko and Misoka) and how they were reluctantly sucked into the Akatsuki. Don't mistake anything, these girls completely hate their lives. It's not like "Oh I love being in the Akatsuki!" No. They would do anything to escape the perverted clutches of the Akatuski. They try drugs, running, stealing food, and feeding a shark shark-fin soup. This humor-packed adventure will be sure to make you both feel sad, but also keep you laughing at the same time, like some weird happy sadness feeling.
This is an extremely adult fanfiction. There are sexual themes, a whole lot of cursing and vulgar language, and there is drug and alcohol usage. Also, it's an AU, a lot of characters outside of the Akatsuki are brutally murdered, don't like don't read. It's pretty hilarious though.
This is a collaboration between Kenji-Sparks and Jelly_Fish_Love, go ahead and check out our accounts for more stories! If you want, no pressure.
The Naruto Series does not belong to us, it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
There's a lot of plot holes in this story and it's really, REALLY AU. Please don't hate and enjoy!
This book is what I've been writing on quotev, this was a something I did on the side and I've been inactive on for a few years because I lost passion in writing, but I'm back now. :)
I accept requests, however if it's something I can't do, I'll be sure to tell you and maybe you can request something else. I do prioritize my Eustass Kid one shot book, so I apologize if the updates are slow in any way, but please know I will update this book whenever I can. I want to reach a good amount of chapters before I officially close this book to an end.