Have you ever felt so out of place that you just know you're a rectangle in a field of circles? Maybe you hate being a special snowflake? Well, too bad! Because in the Naruto universe, you're either a villain or a hero and unless you're a rice farmer, you'll have to be a special snowflake!
Okay, sparing the crap now. This is basically a story following two girls (Ishiko and Misoka) and how they were reluctantly sucked into the Akatsuki. Don't mistake anything, these girls completely hate their lives. It's not like "Oh I love being in the Akatsuki!" No. They would do anything to escape the perverted clutches of the Akatuski. They try drugs, running, stealing food, and feeding a shark shark-fin soup. This humor-packed adventure will be sure to make you both feel sad, but also keep you laughing at the same time, like some weird happy sadness feeling.
This is an extremely adult fanfiction. There are sexual themes, a whole lot of cursing and vulgar language, and there is drug and alcohol usage. Also, it's an AU, a lot of characters outside of the Akatsuki are brutally murdered, don't like don't read. It's pretty hilarious though.
This is a collaboration between Kenji-Sparks and Jelly_Fish_Love, go ahead and check out our accounts for more stories! If you want, no pressure.
The Naruto Series does not belong to us, it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
There's a lot of plot holes in this story and it's really, REALLY AU. Please don't hate and enjoy!
They started off as two complicated kids. To her, he was the one who had saved her from her own mind. To him, she was the only one that he could trust. When he commits unspeakable crimes, the truth about him becomes buried under a mountain of lies. Lies- the thing her life was built on. When she finds out the truth about him, she swears she'll get revenge. However, the world forces them to be on opposite sides of a war. For years, they are each forced to play the role the world has given them. Neither realizes how strong the bond they made is. Neither realizes how they feel about the other. And when she finally does, it is too late.
Or is it?
Warnings:
▷ Swearing
▷ Gore
▷Mentions of trauma and abuse
✦I do not write smut. There will be some scenes that are spicy/mature, but I do not plan on having 🍋 in the story unless I find someone else willing to write it.✦
*The only characters I own are Y/N and a few others that will come much later in the story. All characters from the original Naruto storyline belong to Masahi Kishimoto.*
*I do not own any pictures in the story*
Started: 3/19/23