Carry On, Basilton

Simon Snow is complete package. He's got good looks, good strength, a good-- well, a mediocre brain.
But anyways, he's also all Basilton Grimm-Pitch has ever wanted. For the last seven years or so. Except, now that Baz has Snow all to himself... It's not all he'd ever imagined. And it's not that Simon isn't still good looking, strong, and mildly smart. Simon's just...different. Good or bad different? Who knows? Certainly not Baz.