Dear Diary

Hey, my name is Taylor. When you see the front cover of my notebook, you're gonna think, OMG! She has the perfect life I wish I was born under the name of Taylor Andrews. But NO. You've got a fast car.. I want a ticket to anywhere.. Sorry. My life is a tragedy, day in, day out. Forgetting to take your makeup off before you go to bed is bad enough. But getting an F for drawing two crabs on a bicycle during the Krebs Cycle test and using a permanent marker for a rubber isn't exactly the perfect life.