The Yellow Carnations Boy (Palletshipping + Parapalletshipping)

"Hello, I'm Dexter--may I be your automated guide to Vermilion City?"

Well, can he? Join Dexter on the crackiest tour of Vermilion City ever. It's a city of crime, socialites, love, and death--a city where Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak are being shipped along with their suddenly human pokemon, Umbreon and Pikachu.

All boy x boy, all the time--if your philosophy on life is anything else, seek ye another book 'cause this shiz is gonna get interesting.

Table of Contents (With Descriptions):
Chapter 1: Hello, I'm Dexter (Mature Themes, Cursing)
Chapter 2: Voting for the Truth (Mature Themes, Cursing)
Chapter 3: Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam! (Mature Themes, Cursing)
Chapter 4: Someone's Definitely a Liar (Mature Themes, Cursing, Smut)
Chapter 5: Glads (Mature Themes, Cursing)
Chapter 6: I'm Not Nice (Mature Themes, Cursing)
Chapter 7: Gus Wanted to Know (Mature Themes, Cursing)
Chapter 8: Feels Like Fire (Mature Themes, Cursing)
Chapter 9: Privatized Chapters (Author's Note, No longer relevant)
Chapter 10: Dat Ass (Mature Themes, Cursing, Smut)
Chapter 11: Mr. Thinks-He-Can-Hide-Shit-From-Me (Mature Themes, Cursing, Smut)
Chapter 12: A Shitty Lavender Dye Job and Yellow Carnations (Mature Themes, Cursing, Smut)
Chapter 13: Don't F*cking Tell Me What to Do (Mature Themes, Cursing, Smut)
Chapter 14: Narcissus (Mature Themes, Cursing)
Chapter 15: Kiss and Tell (Mature Themes, Cursing, Smut)
Chapter 16: It Figures That That's How This Would Go (Mature Themes, Cursing)
Chapter 17: Requested One-Shot: Ash x Female Reader (One-Shot, Mature Themes, Smut)
Chapter 18: ER (Mature Themes, Cursing)
To Be Continued...