get out me arse// dan and phil smut featuring shrek and a lobster
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Ongoing, First published Apr 02, 2016
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dan and phil were about too get it on but  just before they started phil heard a knock at the front door. it was shrek. shrek was holding a lobster, phil couldnt help but let him in. "its time too have some fun with shrek" he whispred while towering over phil.
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