Idiot e-mailer
- Reads 106
- Votes 1
- Parts 3
Joshua Hopkins is a 46 year old bachelor, who when he's not working at his boring office job is sitting at his desk on his computer. He uses his free time to search for owners of businesses to submit his un useful ideas to through e-mail. His ideas are idiotically funny and a good read.
Read this compilation of his annoying e-mails and the replies.
All Rights Reserved
#326
idiot
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
The Billionaire's Billionaire ✔️
Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)Complete
Yes, Sir
You'd been looking for a job, and someone emails you saying they're looking for a servant. You accept the job, but when you get to the house, you can't believe who you're working for. ⚠ Warning ⚠ : This will have smut and kinky stuff in it. Proceed with caution. Read at your own risk. If you do not wish to read, please find another story. If you do read, please enjoy.Complete
Knightly in Shining Armor
All Lourdes was looking for was a roommate. She just needed someone to help with the chores and rent until she graduated. What she was not expecting was the son of a multibillionaire. All Lukas was looking for was a place to crash. He just needed a place to stay until his parents cooled off and let him come back. What he was not expecting was a flat-broke college student. Given an offer she can't refuse, Lourdes opens her tiny flat to an irresponsible 19-year-old who has no idea how the world works. It's now her job to teach him the ins and outs of living on his own with no one to look to for help. But it's going to be a little harder than she thought. *** Completed 20 September 2018 ***Complete
Teaching The Boss
Business-school student April Morgan is ready to graduate--from school, from the secretary pool, and from never-gonna-happen fantasies involving Sam Hunt, her hunky billionaire boss. But when Sam's girlfriend of the week pushes her too far, April finds herself quitting on the spot with only a mountain of student loan debt to keep her company. In steps Sam's worst enemy, his father, with a job offer she can't refuse. Sam was born into privilege, but refused to live life with a silver spoon in his mouth. After a decade of hard work, he's on the verge of taking his business public and proving to his tyrannical family that he can make it without their help. When he finds out that April is working for his father, he knows she's been turned into a pawn in his father's twisted games. Despite Sam's warnings, April is determined to prove she doesn't need him to make in New York City. But when she finds documents that could lead to Sam losing everything he's worked for, April realizes that she and Sam have to work together to save the empire they've both worked to build.Complete
Mr Bald
Edward Baldwin is the owner of a huge company at 28 years old. It's all because of his hard work and also the help of his father. He is smart but super arrogant. Even though his attitude is not that good, women keep chasing after him and want his attention. All he wants is fame and wealth. Ava Blair is a fresh graduate from university. She is 25 years old and also a new intern at Baldwin Cooperations. Things went well at first but then, after a few encounters with the big boss a.k.a Mr. Bald, the things went the opposite ways. She thought her internship will go just smooth as she wants but its not easy. It's all because of Mr. Bald. Read to know more about it...Complete
His Seductive Secretary
NOTE NOT EDITED..... He finally found the right secretary perfect for his work,but he wanted her for more than just work. Maybe she had be the perfect partner for him?he hoped so "He's your boss.The voice off reasoning spoke in my head.I stopped myself she was about to push him away when he skillfully lifted her of the ground and straddled her on his waist.Oh Lord She blushed feeling how erect he was,despite the fact that he carried her from the ground his kisses never stopped. Suddenly he dropped her on her dinner table.She was thoroughly confused how had we gotten here few seconds ago she was backed to a wall and now she sat on her dinner table looking at her robe which he had been untied and hung on to her shoulders. SHE knew she would regret this so badly."
Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt)
Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **Complete
ONLY MINE
I love you so much, darling... but you must understand something." "You're not going anywhere." "You're mine." Those were the words that changed Anna Smith Sullivan's life forever. At twenty-one, Anna is kind, innocent, and full of dreams. All she wants is to study at her dream college, make her father proud, and build a life through honesty and hard work. She believes in doing the right things the right way. But fate leads her into the path of a man who lives by the opposite rule. Louis Enfiel Knight. At twenty-six, Louis is a powerful billionaire and the ruthless king of the business world. Arrogant, calculating, and dangerously intelligent, he believes success comes from doing the wrong things in hidden ways. The moment Louis sees Anna, something inside him awakens. What begins as curiosity quickly turns into an obsession he refuses to control. Louis Knight always gets what he wants. And this time... he wants her. As Anna's world slowly closes in around her, she realizes that escaping Louis may be impossible. But the real question is far more dangerous: Will she lose herself to the devil who claims her... or will she become the only woman powerful enough to change him? Because in Louis Knight's world, love is never gentle. It is possession. It is power. And once he decides you belong to him... There is no escape.Complete
Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)
More detailsContent Guidelines