Idiot e-mailer
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Publikasi terakhir Jum, Jun 17, 2016
Joshua Hopkins is a 46 year old bachelor, who when he's not working at his boring office job is sitting at his desk on his computer. He uses his free time to search for owners of businesses to submit his un useful ideas to through e-mail. His ideas are idiotically funny and a good read.
Read this compilation of his annoying e-mails and the replies.
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