Idiot e-mailer
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Last published Fri, Jun 17, 2016
Joshua Hopkins is a 46 year old bachelor, who when he's not working at his boring office job is sitting at his desk on his computer. He uses his free time to search for owners of businesses to submit his un useful ideas to through e-mail. His ideas are idiotically funny and a good read.
Read this compilation of his annoying e-mails and the replies.
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NOTE NOT EDITED..... He finally found the right secretary perfect for his work,but he wanted her for more than just work. Maybe she had be the perfect partner for him?he hoped so "He's your boss.The voice off reasoning spoke in my head.I stopped myself she was about to push him away when he skillfully lifted her of the ground and straddled her on his waist.Oh Lord She blushed feeling how erect he was,despite the fact that he carried her from the ground his kisses never stopped. Suddenly he dropped her on her dinner table.She was thoroughly confused how had we gotten here few seconds ago she was backed to a wall and now she sat on her dinner table looking at her robe which he had been untied and hung on to her shoulders. SHE knew she would regret this so badly."
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