Random one shots of just anything

This is a story book of just short stories that randomly come to mind. For instance my first story is a random idea that came to mind but had no idea what else to do with it, which will be what most or all this short stories will be. Some will be longer than others, and to be honest better edited then others. Some may really suck or except able writing, I have no idea if I am a good author or not but I do my best. Also if I do post a bad piece, I will do my best to edit it so please tell me but dont be extremely rude about it. There's a difference between criticism and assholeism. Thank you. Enjoy!!