A pastor went to a drinking spot with two of his members. He ordered for star and the others ordered for soft drinks. One of them asked "why not coke or fanta but star". And the pastor said where was coke and fanta when the star led the three wise men to Jesus.
(Star - alcoholic beverage)
2)
A guy told a girl he wants to be her boyfriend . Then she said no because her body is the temple of God. Then the guy said but the Bible said "And David said let us go into the temple of God..". she smiled and said. You are right.
3)
Two school children saw an aeroplane in the air. One said it is the president. The other said its not. A teacher heard them arguing and said its not the president because,if it was the president there would be two motorcycles in front of it
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