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Not All Blondes Are Dumb [EDITING]

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*BEING EDITED VERY SLOWLY AND HEAVILY*

I gasped, glancing at the boy next to me. "She cursed... is that a bad sign?"

He makes a funny face and looks at me. "You should run."

"Great."



Rich and privileged, Jordan Rossi had it all. Maybe too much of it to the point where she didn't realize how spoiled she was. Until she got expelled and practically got kicked out of her nice and comfy home to get shipped to a whole new state to live with her cousin.

Her parents sure hoped that would be enough to get her to be a bit more responsible without anyone to fall back on. It's never that easy when there are bad habits to break. Especially if she's lived with those habits for seventeen years.

New rules, new people, and a whole lotta of homework, Jordan sure hopes she gets through it without murder on her mind.

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Colourful Changes by g_toki

"Who the hell are you little girl?" He asked. "A human unlike you jackass," I snapped immediately, surprised by my own answer. His grip loosened as his lips curved up into a smile. An evil smile! "I'll be seeing you again girly. Be ready for it," He smirked and walked away. ******* Meet Victoria Hudson The smart and naughty girl who means no harm to anyone. She didn't have very good grades but a wish to complete her final year in New York. If only she knew what fate had in store for her. Meet Aiden Walker The arrogant and sexy playboy whose wink is enough to make girls drool. Good grades. Check. Good looks. Check. Arrogant. Check. Cocky. Check. Hot. Check. Stubborn. Check. A good heart? ****** Being new in a school sucks, especially when you get noticed by the player on your very first day. What happens when the two collide? Will Tori be able to stop herself from falling for the player's charms or will she get her heart broken? Will he always remain a douchebag or realize that Tori is not the girl to be played around? Read to find out how the colours of both their lives change after meeting each other. Humor #510 Teen Fiction #41

Black & White by ali_cher

A story, in which a typical teenage girl falls for the school's bad boy. Except, she's not that typical and he's not that much of a bad boy. *** "If I told you that I care about you, more than anyone in your life does, would you believe me?" He asked me, his jaw clenched. I could tell he was furious. Yet somehow, I wasn't scared of him. "No" I shook my head bravely. "If I told you,'' He tried again, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath before continuing.''That you make me so fucking mad, I want to punch a fucking wall. What would you say?" He had me trapped now, my back painfully colliding with the wall behind me. I gasped at the impact, looking up into his icy grey eyes. They were cold, emotionless. As always. "Do it!" I dared him with the last ounce of courage I had left in me. The sound of his fist smashing through the wall right next to my head, made my ears ring for a brief moment. I opened my mouth to speak again, shaking slightly, only for him to pull away and leave me standing there alone. ____ !!Warning!! This story contains strong language, mature scenes, alcohol and drug consumption, and sensitive topics like - eating disorders, bullying, mental health, etc. ___ HIGHEST RANKINGS: 1st in #ed, 1st in #badboysgirl, 8th in #victim, 9th in #rehabilitation, 13th in #youngadult

The John Hughes Club by KBMallion

Being the new girl, officially sucks. Being the new Goth girl, wholeheartedly sucks. Being the new Goth girl, with horrific baggage, truly sucks. At my old school, I was thought of as 'cool and quirky'. Here, I'm just the weird new girl - the weird new girl whose parents are divorcing. I get stared at. Whispered about. Socially ostracised. I just know that my entire school life is now going to be an endless bout of loneliness and humiliation. Only, it would seem that Chas Summers doesn't think so. He has just stuffed a piece of paper in the back pocket of my jeans with one of his cocky and welcoming smiles. Now this boy, really is cool and quirky. A bit of a rebel, but he's definitely no rebel without a cause. That cocky smile of his, tells me that this could be the coming together of two quirky kindred spirits. That smile, tells me that I could have found my first friend here. Maybe being the new girl, isn't going to be so bad after all? Maybe being the new girl, will have its advantages? Maybe being me, is actually okay? I'm Mindy Diaz. The new Goth girl. Quirky and proud. The John Hughes Club Published by K B Mallion Copyright © 2020 K B Mallion

My Star's Light is Overrated |✓ by -tangledthoughts

#10 in Humor 15/05/17 #29 in Teen Fiction 02/11/16 DISCLAIMER: I wrote this story when I was thirteen, so I'm sure that there are A TON of mistakes and plot holes. Reader's discretion is advisable. ❝Even through the cloudy nights of gloom and gray, it is a star's light that brings out a new Day❞ When a girl starts off a new school for the first time in her life, she obviously expects it to be far from sunshine and happiness. Especially if she's joined in the middle of the school year and used to be able to get up whenever she wanted, had her very own governess and lived out in the boonies. Not Day Winters. Meet the girl who defies logic of every kind, as she faces the real world for what it is despite holding a huge secret- that she is an online blogger with more than half of the world's population in love with her. This population however, isn't in love with Day, but her online form Starlight24. In an endless roller coaster of love, secrets, fights and friendship, Day is forced to accept the fact that even a Star's light will eventually burn out, and that even her own flame may flicker out into an overrated Daydream. ✨✨✨ © 2015 All rights reserved. [EXTENDED SUMMARY INSIDE]

Our Chemistry || ✔️ by TheRealLorraineMoore

Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class? When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to? Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple! *** "Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line. When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed. I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind." He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination." *** Reviews: "It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person! "Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore. *** Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️ Completed ✔️ Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂 Warnings ⚠︎ A little swearing but no larger mature themes All rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore

The Bad Boy Nerd by HazelEyes_1

"New student, right?" the Principal asked me. I nodded meekly, hoping that he would turn out to be a patient suffering from short term memory loss and would forget about detention but his next words confirmed how rotten my luck was! "Mr Spencer, Ms Wilson" he began in an icy calm voice," creating a raucous in the corridors right outside my office isn't exactly a heroic thing to do. Both of you have an option of either a week detention together or a two week detention together." My eyes shot wide open, "One week detention with him! That's practically impossible for humankind!" "I don't want to risk my bright IQ by serving detention with this psycho!" I heard Spencer jerk protest. "You have an IQ???" I looked at him, giving my best shocked expressions, "Is it the joke of the decade or joke of the century???" "Since you didn't react to my calling you a psycho, it confirms that you are one." he shrugged calmly. My brain was ready in an instant with a smart answer to that. I opened my mouth to give it back to him--- "STOP." The headmaster yelled, the pulse in his temple was throbbing red in fury. "The options are now changed to three week detention or four week detention." he muttered in anger. ***** Andrea Wilson was looking forward to having an ordinary life in school. But things don't turn out as planned when she accidentally gets into the bad books of the hot nerd in school. And when that popular nerd turns out to be her brother's best friend....well things don't really uncomplicate. Add to this generous amounts of classes, detentions, friends, enemies, crushes, heart breaks and Andrea is all set to have an eventful year in High School that she was for sure not looking forward to! ~*~~*~*~~*~ #7 in Teen Fiction 4.5.16

Enemies Forever | ✓ by dazzlingmeteors

❝ from one simple, harmless prank to one huge problem, confused feelings and family drama, how can you handle it? ❞ *** The Peterson and Arrington families were enemies and had hated each other for generations. No one knew why. The Peterson's and the Arrington's youngest descendants, Christian Peterson and Hailey Arrington, had ended up carrying their families' feelings towards each other; eventually ending up pulling pranks and hated on each other since grade school. What could happen if Christian and Hailey push aside their families' influences and pretend to fake date in order to find out why their families hate each other? → story by ariella everhart → picture from pinterest [ warnings: lots of grammar mistakes and plot holes. this story is highly u n e d i t e d , so please refrain the hate comments. i wrote this when i was new to writing. thank you in advance. :) ]

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His Nerd Next Door by HoneyJewelz

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Colourful Changes

"Who the hell are you little girl?" He asked. "A human unlike you jackass," I snapped immediately, surprised by my own answer. His grip loosened as his lips curved up into a smile. An evil smile! "I'll be seeing you again girly. Be ready for it," He smirked and walked away. * Meet Victoria Hudson The smart and naughty girl who means no harm to anyone. She didn't have very good grades but a wish to complete her final year in New York. If only she knew what fate had in store for her. Meet Aiden Walker The arrogant and sexy playboy whose wink is enough to make girls drool. Good grades. Check. Good looks. Check. Arrogant. Check. Cocky. Check. Hot. Check. Stubborn. Check. A good heart? Being new in a school sucks, especially when you get noticed by the player on your very first day. What happens when the two collide? Will Tori be able to stop herself from falling for the player's charms or will she get her heart broken? Will he always remain a douchebag or realize that Tori is not the girl to be played around? Read to find out how the colours of both their lives change after meeting each other. Humor #510 Teen Fiction #41