You Crack Me Up, Steven (A Sam & Max + Steven Universe Crossover) - Joey Turner - Wattpad

You Crack Me Up, Steven (A Sam & Max + Steven Universe Crossover)

Reads 5,221
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Parts 11
Time 1h 43m

Reads 5,221
Votes 113
Parts 11
Time 1h 43m

rebeccasugar samandmax stevenuniverse stevepurcell

Written by: Joey Turner
Edited by: Bryce "The WrestleManiac" Kanyon

When Everyone in Beach City (Except Steven and the Gems) disappears, they must rely on two idols from Steven's past. (Takes place between "Too Far" and "The Answer." and sometime after Season 1 of the TellTale Games)

Sam & Max are owned by Steve Purcell

Steven Universe is owned by Rebecca SugarAll Rights Reserved

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