Carly & Camo's Book Of Insanity

So Carly, we have this book here...
Yeah?
If we're both writing how are people supposed to know who's talking?
I didn't think this through we both have the same letter starting our name...
So we can't do 'c:'
So how about 'Carly:' & 'Camo:'

Carly: That's better
Camo: So a description?
Carly: Oh! I got this! So in September of last year Camo and Carly were traveling through the woods on a backpacking expedition. Carly the knight in shining armor and Camo the annoying complainer.
Camo: That's NOT what happened!
Carly: I'm telling the story! So anyway we came across this cop who was like 'what are you doing in the woods?' After a few smart comments and crazy looks he sent us to the Asylum. Then we teamed up, tunneled through the bathroom and are now hiding out in our secret layer.
Camo: Carly, shut up. In reality we are two best friends who want to share our stupidity with the world and help a few other people. So join us in Carly and Camo's Book of Insanity!