The Dark Lord vs. The IRS
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Last published Tue, Apr 5, 2016
The Dark Lord vs. the IRS is a funny short story that addresses a serious subject. Tom Higgins, the hero of our story is a misunderstood man who has been mistreated all of his life and labeled as a "Nerd" and a "Loser", but he is about to have his revenge. Tom is going to employ the techniques of network-centric warfare to topple the government and wipe the smug smile off all of the jocks and cheerleaders who ever sneered at him.
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