THINS SEX CAN DO......
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THINGS SEX CAN DO...
1. It makes some people religious by saying:
"Oh my God, Yes Lord!"
2.It gives some people their first musical
lessons:"Mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh.
lalala"
3. Makes some people natural observers: "Fast,
fasterrrr! Yeah fastestttt!"
4. Makes some people announce their own
obituary: "You are killing me! I'm dead! I'm
dead!! I'm finished! You will kill me ooo!
5. Makes some ladies become terrorists:
"Destroy it! Don'thave any mercy, Just tear it!
Let me feel it!"
6. Others become respectful: "I promise, okay,
yes I will do anything for you."
7. Makes some people become loyal: "Love you
endlessly!... You own my life... I'm yours
forever... You are my world."
8. Makes some ladies turn beggars: "Yeah!
Please don't stop!... Continue please!... Give it
to me... Please do it again!"
9. Some speak in tongues: "Mamamama
hahalahalahalaaaa aaaashaaa haaahaaa!"
10. Some become ethnic: "Aiwa shumba
endererai! Maita basa shumba! Shumba
kani..."Where do you belong?
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