Hotline Launder | ✔
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"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking."
"uh...."
"Hello?.."
"I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me"
#3 in Short Story [8/1/16]
Book One From Texts and Calls Series
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