Jamaican Jokes🇯🇲
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Last published Fri, Aug 28, 2020
Things that Jamaican's would do and say in certain circumstances.
-Laugh a little
-Enjoy
-No negativity
This story contains the use of the Jamaican Creole (Patois)
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