Shae's Random Rants

I rant a lot.
I rant to vent my feelings, or just about weird things and metaphors.
Sometimes there's no one around to rant to. Sometimes a rant is just too good not to share.
Some of these are fictional, some not - but they're rants, so if that's what you like, you've come to the right place!
If not, try them anyway! Personally I like my rants, but hey, it's not for everyone.
Also, I swear a lot when I'm angry, so foul language will probably be frequent.
(I also tend to exaggerate... fair warning.)