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Pick up lines and insults

Accidentalqueen

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Accidentalqueen

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Need an insult to give to some annoying person?
Well here you go!
Need a comeback to a pathetic Pick up line?
I have those too!All Rights Reserved

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Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY} by panic-at-the-crisco

Ehhh I've given up trying to edit this book that I wrote ages ago. I'll just reupload it in all its shining, 12-year-old humour glory. You can leave hate comments if you really want to stoop that low but chances are I'll agree with whatever you're saying.

Ridiculously Me by Ravenrosix68

"Hello fellow idiot.Let us join together and form an idiot nation.Agree to my proposal or face sudden death." "Thy shall not be keen to those who threaten thy but yes I shall join in your conquest to stupidville." "Great, let us set off and-" "Oh would you two just shut up!"I bellowed angrily. This nonsense has been going on for the past hour.Every word they say gets me closer and closer to ripping out their music boxes. "No need to be rude man."The weirder of the two replied. "Yeah don't be such a buzz kill dude." The other joined in. "For the umpteenth time, I'M A GIRL!" I huffed out before slamming my fist angrily on the desk."For crying out loud is everyone stupid?"

Head In The Stars by writingcuziloveit1

Meet Avril. Two years after her parents' death and she's still struggling with her emotions towards them. When Dallas shows up at her school, Avril hates him. She immediately points out how obvious it is that he's self conceited. Her friends, however, are quick to point out that there's a thin line between love and hate. So what happens when Dallas is suddenly thrown into her life? What happens when Avril ends up spilling her life story to him and then kisses him? And this does happen more than once. Boyfriends, brothers, friends, feelings, and high school. What could go wrong?

Finding Maze by Cosmic-Enigma

" aww, how kind. Is this your way of getting another proof that I am a criminal so that you can put me in prison. Because, if that is the goal, you guys fucking suck at it " I snapped. In one swift moment, Alex grabbed me by my arm and gripped it" you will do as I say or else.. " "What? Or else what? Throw me in prison? Shatter my life. Let's get one thing straight here, I am lethal just as much as you guys are, I will fucking ruin your life for all the crimes that you have done. If I am going down, then each and every one of you are going down. You think I don't know anything about you all? You think your walls are made of stone that no one can enter? Well, news flash, Alex I know how you are a shallow person behind this rude persona of yours. I know the exact reason why Rowling broke up with you. Want me to reveal each and every one of your secrets and make your life miserable than it already is?... " Alex slowly removed his hand".. That's what I thought. Now shut up and fuck off" I said and took my hot chocolate and walked away.

The Bad Boy Is Obsessed With Me ✔️ by DreamcatcherItis

"Go, I don't want to make you hate me for what I did." he says softly as a tear of drop dipped from his eyes. "What are you talking about?" I approached him. "Don't you know, it's fucking clear that you will not choose me." he sadly smiles. "Are you sure about that?" I ask him and turned him to face me. His eyes were now red by now. I hate seeing him like this. "Because, it's pretty clear that I have chosen you, bad boy...." I whisper with a smile.... --------- She has the ability to love. He doesn't. She wants the adventure. He wants to love. She is shy, beautiful, naive and new to everything that was going to begin in her life. But, He is the bad boy. What happens when these two collide with each other and then came to know that they are the only one who can help each other with their problems?? "He becomes possessive and obsessed with her but that is the first thing that scares her about everyone" Join them in their sweet, funny and possessive love story where everything is about to reveal.... Started on:- 8 April 2018 Completed on:- 30 April 2019 HIGHEST RANKING~ #1 in Obsessed(26 July 2018) HIGHEST RANKING~#6 in Hotboys(17 July 2018) Achievements:- #103 in teen fiction-28 July 2018 #90 in teen fiction-10 August 2018 #72 in teen fiction- 14 August 2018 #55 in teen fiction- 16 August 2018 #37 in teen fiction- 7 April 2019 WARNING:-This is going to be a clichè story!

THOSE GOOD TEEN YEARS 3 CRUSHES NO MORE by thebluefrostgiant

The third teen year. Our young teens are fifteen, and high school is not merciful. And now, the boys are getting smarter. They want to be with their crushes,and want to pursue a 'serious' relationship. They don't want to beat around the bush. And when boys are determined, they're hotter than Hades trying to kidnap Persephone~ and they will succeed. And girls, they realize that sometimes, they have to make the first move. Ego just hurts you; why not just accept the inevitable and not wait for lousy boys who're scared of their intense feelings? Social and cultural issues are raised, and one thing is clear. There are Crushes No More. It's LOVE (gasp!) and, it's for real this time. No more stuttering and shying away from the truth. Friendship is tested, and trust is developed. Will the teenagers be able to handle this teen year? Watch out for the melodrama (it might be too much. After all, we're talking about TEENAGERS here. Duh.) Happy reading!

Random Fantom by sugarsoph1

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Kidnapped Hearts | ✓ by iosonofarfallalunare

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐠, 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨. 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐭? 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐠𝐨... 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬... 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫?

My Mafian Intern by Chantal_Brae

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SONG Lyric PRANK by guddak04

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Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY}

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