The Random Chronicles - Vol. 1
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Leo: Hey! I'm Leo, and welcome to The Random Chronicles! Basically it's-
Skippy: *swings in on a vine from another dimension with an octopus hat* ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED THE RANDOM ADVENTURES OF A GIRL A UNICORN A CORGI AND SOME OTHER WEIRD CRAP AKA TRAOAGAUACASORC
Leo: WELL THIS IS CALLED WHATEVER AKA IDGAF *hits Skippy with marshmellow bazooka*
Skippy: *is flung back to another dimension* WHEEEEEEEEEEE
Leo: So that was my corgi counterpart, Skippy. She's kinda... Bubbly... And uh... Bipolar and shwizz. Like, usually she's really hyper but sometimes she's... Not. Uuuhhhhhmmmm
Stan: Hello I brought cookies
Leo: THIS IS STAN STAN IS A UNICORN BE NICE TO STAN
Stan: I'm actually a toothpaste unicorn, thanks.
Skippy: *appears with marshmellow on her face* STANNY
Leo: Oh and Stan and Skippy are a thing.
Stan: NO WE AREN'T.
Leo: Dewd you two have twelve daughters.
Stan: THAT WAS JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND
Leo: then how do you explain twelve of them?
Stan: SKIPPY HAD A LARGE LITTER OKAY???
Leo: YOU GUYS HAD BEEN DATING FOR A WHILE BEFORE YOU GOT CARELESS!!!
Stan: EXCUSE ME?!?
Leo: IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT GO HOME AND WHACK IT BUB
Stan: okay so maybe a bit of it was my fault.
Leo: Yeah. That's what I thought.
OKAY SO MAYBE WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT THERE.
Stan: Um... Where's Skippy?
Leo: yeah, I think she teleported while we were screaming at each other. Anyways YEAH READ THIS IT'L BE GOOD I PROMISE
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