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Leo: Hey! I'm Leo, and welcome to The Random Chronicles! Basically it's-
Skippy: *swings in on a vine from another dimension with an octopus hat* ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED THE RANDOM ADVENTURES OF A GIRL A UNICORN A CORGI AND SOME OTHER WEIRD CRAP AKA TRAOAGAUACASORC
Leo: WELL THIS IS CALLED WHATEVER AKA IDGAF *hits Skippy with marshmellow bazooka*
Skippy: *is flung back to another dimension* WHEEEEEEEEEEE
Leo: So that was my corgi counterpart, Skippy. She's kinda... Bubbly... And uh... Bipolar and shwizz. Like, usually she's really hyper but sometimes she's... Not. Uuuhhhhhmmmm
Stan: Hello I brought cookies
Leo: THIS IS STAN STAN IS A UNICORN BE NICE TO STAN
Stan: I'm actually a toothpaste unicorn, thanks.
Skippy: *appears with marshmellow on her face* STANNY
Leo: Oh and Stan and Skippy are a thing.
Stan: NO WE AREN'T.
Leo: Dewd you two have twelve daughters.
Stan: THAT WAS JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND
Leo: then how do you explain twelve of them?
Stan: SKIPPY HAD A LARGE LITTER OKAY???
Leo: YOU GUYS HAD BEEN DATING FOR A WHILE BEFORE YOU GOT CARELESS!!!
Stan: EXCUSE ME?!?
Leo: IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT GO HOME AND WHACK IT BUB
Stan: okay so maybe a bit of it was my fault.
Leo: Yeah. That's what I thought. 
OKAY SO MAYBE WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT THERE.
Stan: Um... Where's Skippy?
Leo: yeah, I think she teleported while we were screaming at each other. Anyways YEAH READ THIS IT'L BE GOOD I PROMISEAll Rights Reserved

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Wolves Den by Koda122

Remi has always loved the forest, the different sounds, smells, the way she could get lost in it and never have to go home to her non-existent parents. She goes in and out of her life with her best friend everyday just waiting until they're both old enough to leave their small boring town. But one day Remi is attacked, and nearly killed, by a man in the forest. When she wakes up everything's different. She feels something inside her, a power, but she has no idea what happened to her. All she remembers is the man's strange yellow eyes. When three new boys show up at her school, one with yellow eyes, asking her question she gets nervous. And then one night while heading to go get her friend she's taken and thrown into a world she didn't know existed. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Remi?" Jen says suddenly. "Hmm?" I hum back. "Do you ever wish you could just live in the forest? Away from everyone and everything?" She looks at me. "Free." We stare at each other for a long time. I see the real meaning in Jen's eyes. Her worries for going home to her overly strict parents. Her fears for the future and the unknown in general. "If we lived in the forest we wouldn't have gummy bears any more." I comment to lighten the mood. She doesn't find it funny. "I'm serious Remi! What if we did run away?" "Jen, we can't just run away. I know your parents are strict but I truly think they just want what's best for you." She says nothing. For a moment I fear she's mad at me but then she puts her head on my shoulder and I know we're okay.

Going Nowhere by LenaNorth

My name is Hibiscus Brown, my best friend is a unicorn and my life is going absolutely nowhere. Oh, and I'm a witch. At least partly - the rest is all werewolf. After growling a little to loudly, Hibiscus, Kitty, Brown finds herself in the unfortunate situation of having to move back home to live with her dad /the werewolf/, her step-mom /the werebear/, and all the other creatures living in a small town called Nowhere. Surely it's just temporary? Surely even a half-witch/half-werewolf can figure out what she wants to do with her life? Surely the handsome werewolf who just moved back will ignore her, like he /mostly/ did when they were in high school? And surely the mysterious dark stranger who seems to pop up just about everywhere will help her when she needs it? So many questions... let's see if we can bring some clarity to it all, shall we? *** NOTE *** There will be f-bombs. And references to s-e-x. Nothing graphic because it's not my style, but there certainly will be shit that isn't super appropriate for a younger audience. You have been warned. © lenanorth All the words are mine. Please don't steal them. Write your own instead (and let me know so I can read them).

Gut Instinct (Teen Wolf) by AshasHope

"My gut is telling me something's off with this kid," Vic said. "And I've learned to trust my gut a long time ago." "What else is your gut telling you?" Scott asked. She paused for a second before she turned to the two boys. "My gut is telling me I want pizza." ------------------------------------- "Oh I hope he gets there in time," it said. It rolled its head so it could face the group once more. "I like the twins. Short tempers, homicidal compulsions... they're a lot more fun then you bakemono trying to save the world everyday." Vic narrowed her eyes at it. "How is that supposed to be insulting?" she asked. "You're either calling us monks, faceless beings or monsters. And if it's the last one, it's interesting you call us monsters when you're the saikopasu." ------------------------------------------ "You guys are all crazy. We're gonna die." "By now that's just a given," Vic said from where she was upside down over the side of the couch. Stiles nodded in agreement. (Started: December 26th 2021) (Ended: August 16th 2022)

Nature calls by TBThomsen

I feel someone looking at me, so I look around to see who it is. I stop and lock eyes with a man who has short brown hair, brown eyes and a square jaw. I'm frozen in place and I can't stop staring at him. It looks like he can't look away either. I haven't seen him before. Maybe he's new in town...? Suddenly the air smells like... mint... and strawberries. A moment after, a beautiful blond haired woman walks up to him and links her arm with his. "Ready?" she asks him. He's still looking at me and it's like time stands still for a moment. "Huh?" he asks. "Ready to go? We got to get to the party tonight, remember?" "Oh... yeah... right." Our connection breaks and I can finally look away. What just happened? I felt a pull to him like I had to go to him. Slowly getting on my bike, I make my way home. I can't stop thinking about him. This is so weird. ~~~~ Kira is a special girl who has a strong connection with nature. A connection so strong that she can make plants grow just by touching the ground. One day, she meets a man who she feels another kind of connection with. A different kind of connection. When she finds out who he is, her world is turned upside down and she's thrown into an adventure she never thought was possible.

Show Me by NoReasonAtAll

"This world, it isn't like yours. It's more dangerous, but it has things that you would have never dreamed of." "Will you show me?" "I've wanted to show you since I first saw you, but you looked right through me." he chuckled. I gave him a playful shove. "That's not my fault." --------- Cally has lived a fairly normal, happy, oblivious life. She goes to school, has a best friend, and lives in a normal house on the corner of the street. Her friends become concerned for her when she starts spacing out more and more and random times, and becomes completely unresponsive to the outside world. No one guesses that she can't communicate because she's not in her body. Cally is in a different dimension, with a boy known as "The Puller" who pulls things from Earth and adds them to his own world. To people on Earth, it just looks as if Cally is zoned out. But she isn't just lost in the clouds.

The Daughter Of A Gang Leader by TheDevil1155

C̺͆O̺͆M̺͆P̺͆L̺͆E̺͆T̺͆E̺͆D̺͆ Started ~ October 27, 2020 Ended ~ January 30, 2021 ~ Started editing ~ March 11, 2021 End Editing ~ April 27, 2021 ******************* "Funny" his laugh was so dry and sickening, my stomach was doing flips "Tessa Loset" he growled, this time I looked at him in shock "W-w-What di-d you c-call me?" I stutter "You thought you could move here and I wouldn't find out who you were?" He cocked his head to the side walking closer to me, as I started backing up "You thought you could hide the fact that she's my kid?" He pointed to the house "She's not y-your-s" I stutter more and my back hit the door as he climbed my steps "Don't lie to me now Lesy" he mocked using my old nick name. He grow closer and I started freaking out all over again ************ Tessa went back home. Her parents passed and left the house to her. She took up the offer and moved from Texas to Montana. When she got there she met a girl who led to meeting her old lover from high school. As soon as the words hello came from his mouth she knew she still had feelings for him, but she needed to stay far away from him. If that was even possible considering she's now best friends with his best friends little sister. And they both are street racers. And he's more then just a street racer though. What's gonna happen when their worlds come crashing into each other at full speed?

COLLISION by ThisPeachIsDirty

Written by Kat (https://www.wattpad.com/user/Usako9135) and Peach (https://www.wattpad.com/user/ThisPeachIsDirty) A Stray Kids Sci-Fi Epic Nine astronauts. One alien planet. Infinite dangers - and desires. Stray Kids fanfiction meets heart-pounding sci-fi in "Collision", an exhilarating tale of survival, transformation, and forbidden passion. Tasked with establishing a colony on the distant planet Kepler-452b to save humanity from a dying Earth, Captain Christopher Bahng and his elite crew arrive ready to build a new future. The loss of almost all of his crew from the beginning sets them up for failure, but they move bravely forward, utilizing their own strength and fortitude to fight against the odds. But the new planet holds dark secrets. A devastating biological weapon left behind by a supposedly extinct alien civilization begins rewriting the crew's DNA, awakening extraordinary powers - and primal urges. The crew must accept and adapt to their terrifying new abilities before the planet consumes them all. At the center of it all is you - Ensign Nine - whose unique connection to the crew fuels their strength, heightens their powers, and stokes desires no one can resist. As bonds deepen and boundaries blur, the team must battle monstrous creatures, unravel ancient mysteries, and confront their own evolving natures to survive. Prepare for explosive action, shocking twists, and sizzling chemistry in this reverse harem space odyssey inspired by the minds of @Usako1935 and @ThisPeachIsDirty, and of course Stray Kids. Survival is not guaranteed. Neither is restraint.

Kidnapped In My Unicorn Onesie (Under editing) by tepigforlife

"Chilling in my comfy onesie! Chilling, chilling, chilling in my unicorn onesie!" I sang while doing a little dance. Then I heard laughing behind me. "Who goes there?" I said spinning around and doing a ninja pose. Oh my lord! Nosebleed! I am looking at two (hot) guys right now. One was laughing and one was glaring. My eyes narrowed on the one laughing. Is he laughing at me??? "What you laughing at? Huh? Huh? You wanna piece of me? Do ya? Come on I'll take you! I'll beat you're arse!" I said jumping back and fourth on my heels. "Blake you idiot, stop laughing and get her or so help me I will kick you in the throat!" Mr. Grumpy threatened. "Whaaa???" I questioned confuzzled. "Why you so mean to me?" He whined but walked to me anyways. "Shut up, I'll start the van." He growled and left the room. Whoah, someone's on there period. And I am one hundred percent sure it's not me. "Come on, let's go." Blake said picking me up bridal style. "What? No! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I yelled thrashing in his arms. "To late" he smirked and placed me in the van. uh-oh. *** Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, Maya Greene, 18 year old girl. She is your bubbly, weird, and as some people may say, very childish kind of girl. But what can you say? She is a child at heart. What will happen after she get kidnapped? Read to find out! Enjoy!

The Possessive Gang Leaders Princess by 90sxroses

I sit down on my bike looking around the school parking lot. Listening to music, I stand up begin to walk through the student-less parking lot. Honestly, it's not like I meant to be late. My music cut out causing me to hear a whistle. I stop in my tracks and pull my headphones down to my neck. Turning around, I seen a group of men with one guy who just smirked at me. "You new here beautiful?" one of the guys asked. "What do you think Einstein?" cocking my brow. "Ohh. Challenging? I like." he says walking towards me, about two inches away. "Really?" biting my lip, as he continued walking towards me. He reaches out and grabs my hip, "Mmhmm," smiling down at me. Swiftly, I grab his hand, turn him around, kick him right above the back of his knee, and pushes down so he's on his knees in front of me in a position of which I could brake his arm, "What a shame, 'cause personally, I don't like fuck boys with various STD'S." I look at all the men in the group who had their jaws dropped, all except for one, "Touch me one more time, and I'll brake your arm in two." I stand and kick his back so he falls on the concert. "Anyone else?" they stare at me blankly. "Didn't think so." When fuck boy tries to get up, I take my foot and slam him back down. Looking back at the boys, I say, "Later boys." Then, I turn and leave. ~~~~ Truce Mane is a girl who recently moved to New York with her youngest niece and nephew along with her uncle Mike. Truce went through many things as a child. She still went through them. Her mother blamed her for everything. She would get into Street fights. As in, she would fight in a dark alley with whoever she could. Sounds bad, huh? Wrong. *** Dante Kings is the most feared gang leader across the world. While he does have his fuck and Chuck's, he's been looking for his princess. He vowed that when he found her, she'd be his and he would treat her like a queen. When the spit fire moves to town and believes he's finally found her. Has he?

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Wolves Den

Remi has always loved the forest, the different sounds, smells, the way she could get lost in it and never have to go home to her non-existent parents. She goes in and out of her life with her best friend everyday just waiting until they're both old enough to leave their small boring town. But one day Remi is attacked, and nearly killed, by a man in the forest. When she wakes up everything's different. She feels something inside her, a power, but she has no idea what happened to her. All she remembers is the man's strange yellow eyes. When three new boys show up at her school, one with yellow eyes, asking her question she gets nervous. And then one night while heading to go get her friend she's taken and thrown into a world she didn't know existed. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Remi?" Jen says suddenly. "Hmm?" I hum back. "Do you ever wish you could just live in the forest? Away from everyone and everything?" She looks at me. "Free." We stare at each other for a long time. I see the real meaning in Jen's eyes. Her worries for going home to her overly strict parents. Her fears for the future and the unknown in general. "If we lived in the forest we wouldn't have gummy bears any more." I comment to lighten the mood. She doesn't find it funny. "I'm serious Remi! What if we did run away?" "Jen, we can't just run away. I know your parents are strict but I truly think they just want what's best for you." She says nothing. For a moment I fear she's mad at me but then she puts her head on my shoulder and I know we're okay.