I Think I Have Insomnia

I mean, it's in the title.

*A collection of midnight thoughts and happenings*

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"My mom would somehow figure out that I was going to sneak out literally by the intensifying of my breathing after I got that text from the guy saying 'come over, i got you an uber.'"

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"So, I got upset, and I started yelling at him, saying 'So, it's totally cool if you walk around without any underwear on, but when I am going through a horrible but natural process that all women go through, YOU SHIELD YOUR EYES?!'"

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"Honestly, these nights where I stay up so late that I begin to convince myself I have a sleeping disorder are the nights that have kept me sane."