I Think I Have Insomnia

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Parts 13
Time 46m

Reads 349
Votes 32
Parts 13
Time 46m

I mean, it's in the title.
    
    *A collection of midnight thoughts and happenings*
    
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    EXCERPTS
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    "My mom would somehow figure out that I was going to sneak out literally by the intensifying of my breathing after I got that text from the guy saying 'come over, i got you an uber.'"
    
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    "So, I got upset, and I started yelling at him, saying 'So, it's totally cool if you walk around without any underwear on, but when I am going through a horrible but natural process that all women go through, YOU SHIELD YOUR EYES?!'"
    
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    "Honestly, these nights where I stay up so late that I begin to convince myself I have a sleeping disorder are the nights that have kept me sane."All Rights Reserved

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I mean, it's in the title.
    
    *A collection of midnight thoughts and happenings*
    
    ***
    EXCERPTS
    ***
    
    "My mom would somehow figure out that I was going to sneak out literally by the intensifying of my breathing after I got that text from the guy saying 'come over, i got you an uber.'"
    
    ***
    
    "So, I got upset, and I started yelling at him, saying 'So, it's totally cool if you walk around without any underwear on, but when I am going through a horrible but natural process that all women go through, YOU SHIELD YOUR EYES?!'"
    
    ***
    
    "Honestly, these nights where I stay up so late that I begin to convince myself I have a sleeping disorder are the nights that have kept me sane."

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