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to borrow= $1.09 
to buy= $2.09
friend discount only to certain people not all!!!!
if you want to borrow/buy text me 
if I consider you as a friend you get a discount
some of them are but mine but you still gotta buy or borrow them still !!!!!Все права сохранены

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the text // j.a

A random boy texts you. Except it's not a cute text. It's something much more dirty.

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