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corny/dirty jokes

OKUNANLAR 1,073
Oylar 19
Bölümler 5
Süre <5 mins

OKUNANLAR 1,073
Oylar 19
Bölümler 5
Süre <5 mins

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to borrow= $1.09 
to buy= $2.09
friend discount only to certain people not all!!!!
if you want to borrow/buy text me 
if I consider you as a friend you get a discount
some of them are but mine but you still gotta buy or borrow them still !!!!!Tüm hakları saklıdır

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