Hamilton Preferences and Imagines
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Last published Sun, Oct 1, 2017
Stop messaging me about this, I'm done writing it forever
I was pushed over the edge when a 13 year old asked me what it would be like to get fucked by the founding fathers. Stop that shit dude.
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