Pinoy Funny Jokes!

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This is a collection of pinoy funny jokes! 
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Seulgi and Kai grew up knowing that they are siblings. They care for each other. They love each other as 'sister-brother' . But what if it changes? Paano kung isang araw magbago na ang lahat? Paano kung malaman nila ang tunay nilang pagkatao? Magbabago kaya ang turing nila sa isa't-isa? Cover by: @justserenderpity WARNING: Hindi ko pa ito nae-edit so maraming typo at gramatical errors ang story na ito. Pasensya na po medyo tinatamad mag-edit pero don't worry I'll start editing this soon.

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"What if I tell you na gusto kita. No. Mahal na pala kita?" tanong ni ethan sakin. "Gino-good time mo ba ako?" tanong ko. "No. I'm not joking here lexa. I swear, and I mean it" seryosong sabi niya sakin. Well, I secretly fall inlove with him. Ayoko lang sabihin. Takot akong masaktan. Though, hindi ko alam dahil hindi pa ako pumapasok sa isang relasyon all my life, pero there's a part of me saying 'You should try to love' "Look, lexa. I know you don't experience any kind of relationship, but please I'm not joking on you. Just please let me prove to you that I'm serious of getting you in my life" seryosong sabi niya. "Takot akong masaktan, nate" "Then, huwag na. Ako ito, lexa. Ibahin mo ako" "Pag-iisipan ko" sabi ko. Ngumiti lang siya sakin.

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