Funny come backs

Shen Ning liked to read one book multiple times. Because of same name character but also because of silly white protagonist he likes to scream at. When he died suddenly he travelled to the same book. What he didn't know is that, everyone hears his inner voice. [Tsk, this man likes to advertise himself as a macho man full of women, what he didn't know is that none of the women are his!] "Pft.." [This family full of cannon fodders...] "Ningning, come to grandpa!" "Ningning, come to older brother, second brother, third sister, youngest brother" Shen Ning:.... [These two males leads...] "Ningning, your sister is beautiful.." "Ningning, you are the most beautiful" Ah? Am I everyone's favourite? Author's note: this is my original work not translation. Welcome to Ningning world. 😍😍😍😍

After battling with a life threatening disease, Stephanie finally got the all clear on her health. She was free to live her life. She is starting a new school at the start of the year, planning to just finish high school with no problems. But then a certain asshole and his friends come barging into her life and she is thrown into a world of chaos. *Added to @humour's 'Young.Dumb.Full Of Fun!' reading list 8/8/2018* * Reached #1 on Humor's official hot list 1/1/2020*

You know the drill, dude dies and reincarnates with some op wishes. This time, what if the cursed technique was as broken as Mahoraga's adaptation? Can Naohiro surpass Mr. Nah I'd Win?

Every woman's fantasy is to be married with someone they love someday. Most women are excited and ecstatic when planning their marriage ceremony with their husband to be. I have watched a lot of films, read a lot of romance books and seen real life wedding ceremonies and most of the brides are happy during the day of their wedding. Would you blame me for not being like them today-my wedding day? ** Being caught in bed naked with someone after going to a party is so not good especially if the one who caught you was your overly protective and conservative parents. What makes it worse is that the person naked next to you is one of your best bud who happens to be the son of your mother's best friend. One night, one party, one mistake turned their life upside down. ©2013-2016, All rights reserved --- WARNING: This story may contain inappropriate language and scenes for young readers. You have been warned. The first few chapters is subjected to revision. Please do excuse the errors for this story is on it's very rough draft c: EDIT: Blame Newton and The Boy From The Party's spin-off. If you do not want to be spoiled, read the two first before this. However, this story can stand alone.

Amir Hamza Bagwai, the prince and betrothed king of Bagwai city, arrogant and filled with pride, a total opposite from his father, Hamza Bagwai. His parents worry about their only son who is about to be crowned king in a few months, "he's too proud to rule the people of this kingdom", yusrah Hamza Bagwai complained to her husband. "then we get him married before he becomes king, he may change if he meets a lady", Hamza Bagwai replied. Zahra Ali karaye, a lady in her early twenties, with the wildest dreams of living a free life without being tied down to any man. she has no plans to marry.... until a wedding proposal is brought to her, an arranged marriage between her and the arrogant prince. Find out how true love can truly change a person's personality in a short period of time.

Nine siblings. One betrayal. A legacy drenched in blood. Once a united family, the Rathores were shattered by a betrayal so deep it tore them apart for years. Now, fate has brought them back together-but with scars, secrets, and centuries-old vengeance lurking in the shadows. Will they heal... or will the truth destroy what little remains of their bond? In this story, blood bleeds secrets-and family is both a blessing and a curse.

xxxxxxxx "What if your neighbor is actually still gay and just stalks you cause he thinks you're a guy?" ... Blue lock x reader rin x reader x sae anyways its most likely gonna be cringe again but just remember that 99% of these unfuny thing's y/n says is just sarcastic 😔

( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها)

︎♡︎ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇| he hates her and she hates him. But is it really hate? BOOK 1 ------------------- "You can't fight fire with fire." He said as she rolled her eyes at his response. "That's why we complete eachother 𝘋𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘺." started-december 26th 2023 published- january 17th 2024 ended-march 4th 2024

She is sweet and kind. He is rude and arrogant. She loves talking. He finds solace in silence. She is clumsy and fun loving. He is cold and reserved. She is beautiful. He is ruggedly handsome. She is his princess. He is her devil. Kiara Sharma and Arjun Singhania are two opposite ends of a pole. Bound together by a marriage contract, these two hate each other. Or at least they think they do. Two very different people under the same roof- Chaos are bound to happen. Let's see if they survive this or end up killing each other. Seems like the devil has finally found his match and that too in the form of an angel. A story where the devil finally meets his angel.