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A Book Full Of Puns!!!

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Puns, Puns, and more Puns! If you are a Pun lover like me, you can go over here to read this book!!! Now I hope you guys will be patient about this pun book, because I'm "Drawing a blank!"
    And don't worry about the dancing stickman troll. He's gonna "Stick" around!
    For people who don't like puns, quick! "Book" it!
    And for people who like puns, "Stick" around! Sorry I used that twice didn't I...
    Anyways, that's enough of a sneak peak, I hope you guys will enjoy this book, and I'll see u later!"

*NOTE* Whatever the story status thing says, this will never be a finished chapter, as I will keep updating it every now and then, because there are too much puns out there for me to ever record it all down, and believe me, I intend to anyway!All Rights Reserved

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