(Crazy Night) Batman X Joker
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Batman X Joker (lemon)
Tonight was a night but not like a other night but it's tonight. Batman was shaving his leg's in the bathtub, to get that perfect girl angle when he wear's short-shorts to show off his manly bits to his love Joker. *Phones rings* "I wonder who it is" Batman says *Batman picks up the phone, seeing the picture of Joker in that hooker outfit that I got him for Christmas "That picture gives me a boner." he smirks. "what up?" Batman says "Crime rate." Joker replies *Joker laughs followed by awkward silence* "Ke$ha and her boobie gun ladies are trying to take over the night club and are totally killing my street creed," Joker said "I'll be right there" Batman said in a unamused voice.
Chapter 1. Chapter 2 coming next week mabye..
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