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You're No Good to Me Dead(Kylo Ren x Reader)

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Boba Fett you......are the father! In a galaxy far, far way a bounty hunter felt lonely, so he got someone to keep him company ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . Some months later he returned to find the women he was with holding a infant. She handed the child to him, and claimed that in her line of work she couldn't have a 'mistake' to deal with. (Harsh af) He looked at the infant and walked away, promising he would teach his offspring everything he knew, just like his father did.

The title is a nod to what Boba Fett says to Darth Vader when he handed over Han Solo. Yes, Boba Fett says 'He's no good to me dead' but y'all will be saying this to a certain knight of Ren. Oh and I know Boba Fett is a clone but let's just imagine he can produce offspring. (Can Clones have children?) This takes place about a year before The Force Awakens, maybe a little bit more. IDK. We will see. Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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