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You're No Good to Me Dead(Kylo Ren x Reader)

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Boba Fett you......are the father! In a galaxy far, far way a bounty hunter felt lonely, so he got someone to keep him company ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . Some months later he returned to find the women he was with holding a infant. She handed the child to him, and claimed that in her line of work she couldn't have a 'mistake' to deal with. (Harsh af) He looked at the infant and walked away, promising he would teach his offspring everything he knew, just like his father did.

The title is a nod to what Boba Fett says to Darth Vader when he handed over Han Solo. Yes, Boba Fett says 'He's no good to me dead' but y'all will be saying this to a certain knight of Ren. Oh and I know Boba Fett is a clone but let's just imagine he can produce offspring. (Can Clones have children?) This takes place about a year before The Force Awakens, maybe a little bit more. IDK. We will see. Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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The Second Mandalorian- [DISCONTINUED] by keyedwing

"You must be the Mandalorian, correct?" What if there was a bounty hunter with a bounty on her? There was a small child, who had a not so great life. Her parents had died sacrificing themselves to save the Resistance from the Empire. She was left alone for many years training to defend herself, the only thing connecting her and her past was a small symbol which resembled a mythosaur skull, the symbol of the species Mandalorian. Now, at age 23, this girl is getting through life. Being a bounty hunter is certainly tough, especially when you don't have armor fully made from beskar, but when you have a bounty placed on you from the First Order, well... that could get gruesome. *Still not done.* *Also there will be spoilers for the show, The Mandalorian, obviously.* *holy crap. This is cringe. I apologize. The first several chapters are absolutely horrific in terms or writing. Chapter thirteen is where I've started to get into shape. I apologize.*

Captured ||Kylo Ren X Reader|| by probablyonnaboo

You are Boba Fett's granddaughter and like your father and grandfather, you carry on the Fett tradition as the Galaxy's Finest Bounty Hunter. You planned on living a isolated life. Nobody to live for, and nobody to die for. Just you. That is until you took the one job offer that would flip your world upside down. You killed Snoke. Since your alligance lies anywhere but the First Order, Kylo Ren is itching to have you in his posession so he can make you pay for killing his master and hundreds of First Order troops. He won't stop until he has you.

Darasuum // Din Djarin Mandalorian ♠️ by Katiethestag

Aria Solo. It wasn't her real name. Not even close. But her real name had become hidden in a past she was aching to forget. A history that she would rather erase from her memory. The war was over. Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader were dead, the Empire they created crumbling to nothing, but her battle wasn't finished. Her enemy still lived, and she was going to do everything she could to bring him down. Din Djarin. Mandalorian to the Children of the Watch. A Bounty Hunter and an unlikely ally, but when Aria happens by him, she finds an unlikely friendship with the armour-clad man and soon the bounty he was tasked to find. The one that was Force-Sensitive. The two grow closer as events unfold around the small child but things grow darker as her past creeps up on her, soon the task at hand interwoven with what she had been running from her entire life, but how does who she used to be measure up to who she was now, and what would the Mandalorian do when he found out? Din Djarin x OC (Season 1 -3)

A Past Found By Tragedy (Hunter x Crosshair) - Modern Au (Complete) by betheyes

Jango Fett had eight kids and his youngest went missing at age 15 due to a fight he had with the one he called a lover. His youngest didn't even leave a letter, instead he left a sonogram and a I'm sorry note. Jango Fett wanted nothing but to find his son but over the years he had almost lost all hope so his oldest son Fox took on the mission which was soon passed onto Cody, Rex, Jesse, Fives, Echo and Boba. All of them were looking for the youngest, Boba's twin brother who had vanished without a word. He hadn't stopped looking, even joining the military team who dealt with these investigations but what was even worse. His youngest had been taught every trick in the book by none other than Cad Bane who was Jango Fett's brother, Cad Bane had taught the youngest many things over the years which was why his youngest always won hide and seek. Over the years Jango Fett never lost hope, so he is quite surprised when a call from Hawaii, where his sons are on holiday comes in and somehow it's connected to his missing son. It was the batch who had found him but why did he run? What was he running from? Jango was about to find out and something just felt wrong about the situation. Secrets are revealed and pasts explored but what is the purpose of the family reuniting? Who is the real enemy here? Find out by reading this book! Warnings: Mentions of - Rape, Abuse, Child Death. Miscarriages. Swearing, use of abusive words. Death, gore, blood, weapons, torture. Natural Disasters! Military! LBGT+ (DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!) Male Pregnancy, Male x Male Male x Female Female x Female Characters have been borrowed but all (bar oc's) belong to STAR WARS/ DISNEY / Original Makers! Started: 26/08/2023

Dark Paradise | Kylo Ren | X Reader by adamscustomrat

You've recently become a nurse serving the First Order. So far your life was uneventful and unimportant...you felt useless in a sense. Everything changes once you become responsible for the well-being of your first commander; Kylo Ren. Will he remain loyal to the dark side? Or will you be the one to pull him towards the light? [ Fluff & Smut ] WARNINGS: Bloodplay, sexual assault, violence, death, heavy smut. If any of this makes you uncomfortable please do not read. Disclaimer: This was my very first time writing a fan fiction, I will say I was very inexperienced and I somewhat rushed the writing process. Now that this is completed, I've learned so much and I hope to improve my work in the future! Enjoy!! XOXO

The Young Republic | A Star Wars Story by didi_banini_tt

Xena was done with fighting. She was done with the pain, hunger and basic need for survival. All of that stopped with the end of the war against the Empire. The Rebels had won and now she is enjoying the peace with her new friends, Leia, Han, Chewy, 3P0, R2, and Luke. As one of the last Jedi left in the galaxy, Xena and Luke were about to embark on a new journey to find other force sensitive children to rebuild the Jedi order. But all this changed when the Force decided to take Xena in another direction. More specifically, the past. Now Xena finds herself in the middle of the Clone Wars, where she meets old friends and new, family she had lost, and family she never knew she had. The future can be changed, and the heartache that the galaxy endured can be spared. Xena makes it her mission to stop the evil that is about to rise. Through all this, Xena learns the importance of trust, family and love. She undergoes trail after trail that opens old wounds and more questions that would hopefully be answered by her new master and fellow friends. xxx A star wars fan fic where the course of the original story is shifted to save the galaxy from great pain and fear. I do not own anything from the Star Wars universe. I just own my character and the story I write. I hope you enjoy this version of our beloved story. It is filled with intense moments of action, mystery, heartbreak and compassion. This is a story that teaches us that love, trust and faith is the cure to any evil disease. Current word count: 300k +

The Mercenary Of the C.I.S (Male reader x Star wars) by PanzerVAusfA

Being born in the Outer Rim was not easy for Y/N. From a young age, he had to resort to stealing and other crimes to survive. But what do you expect from a child with a deceased mother and a runaway father? As the boy grew older, he became bolder, stealing more valuable and larger items. This, of course, got him into trouble multiple times. But luckily, thievery wasn't the only skill that advanced over the years. The art of lockpicking had also manifested in him, to the point where he could crack almost any kind of lock in the galaxy. By the time he reached adulthood, his interests had expanded to more advanced fields like codebreaking. Armed with his unique set of skills, the now-grown man decided to become a bounty hunter. Over the years, he gained quite a reputation-not enough to be the best, but enough to be well-known and respected in the right circles This eventually caught the attention of the C.I.S., who decided to put the mercenary with a lifetime of experience to the test.

Charting the Stars - Dinluke AU by Mari-Novak

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"The Foundling is in your care. By creed, until it is of age or reunited with its own kind. You are as it's Father. And you Kallista, it's Sister." In which a young girl by the name of Kallista Amo and her guardian travel the galaxy in search of their bounties and discover many things along the way... -------------------------- HIATUS - In the stages of being rewritten as of autumn of 2023 This isn't a love story, it is a platonic relationship and strictly parental. Father-Daughter. With love, Lou 🌸 Din Djarin x Daughter OC Mandalorian x Daughter OC -------------------------- Status - Incomplete (under construction 👷‍♀️) Started - 25/08/20 Re-uploaded - 22/10/23 -------------------------- I know a lot of you are respectful, and wouldn't think to do anything of the sort, but please do not steal any of my writing or ideas. It has taken me a very long time to plan and plot my story. A lot of hard work goes into me writing this and I would like to continue writing this without any mishaps or any trouble. Thank you Xx

Broken Codes by LeeraIvy

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Dark Paradise | Kylo Ren | X Reader cover

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The Second Mandalorian- [DISCONTINUED]

"You must be the Mandalorian, correct?" What if there was a bounty hunter with a bounty on her? There was a small child, who had a not so great life. Her parents had died sacrificing themselves to save the Resistance from the Empire. She was left alone for many years training to defend herself, the only thing connecting her and her past was a small symbol which resembled a mythosaur skull, the symbol of the species Mandalorian. Now, at age 23, this girl is getting through life. Being a bounty hunter is certainly tough, especially when you don't have armor fully made from beskar, but when you have a bounty placed on you from the First Order, well... that could get gruesome. Still not done. Also there will be spoilers for the show, The Mandalorian, obviously. holy crap. This is cringe. I apologize. The first several chapters are absolutely horrific in terms or writing. Chapter thirteen is where I've started to get into shape. I apologize.