Sex Jokes :3
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Last published Mon, Jun 20, 2016
I guess I will just find a bunch of weird sex jokes off of the internet and put them into a book cx maybe 4-7 per chapter depending on the length of the jokes but most I made my friends laugh at I love to make people laugh tell me in the comments if you laughed XD
Also this is kinda like a mini intro instead of a description but who gives a fuck :3
Happy reading Panda's :3
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